“Don’t you just hate it when your Potato looks like a carrot ://” — Fiona (via tumblr)
“you know you should be doing homework but it’s just so much better to complain about it” — Alice (via tumblr)
“don’t you hate it when voldemort blows his nose in your tissue and hten puts it back?” — derpette (via tumblr)
“that same hobo eats ur sandwich right in front of u?” — Lauren (via tumblr)
“dont you hate it when a hobo steals your sandwich?” — Lauren (via tumblr)
“i hate it when people stop in mid sen-” — evan dake (via tumblr)
“Don’t you hate it when you try to switch tabs but you end up closing one instead?” — Secretly-a-fangirl (via tumblr)
“Dont you hate it when clowns take over the world?” — Dat (via tumblr)
“Don’t you hate it when you laugh so hard your ass falls off?” — derp (via tumblr)
“I hate it when the hair is so warm” — Bob (via tumblr)